lukewarmcocoa:

man i just wanna unzip niall’s pants and grab hold of his big, huge, thick wallet and pay for my college tuition

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tayloriaa:

I eat a lot for someone who’s terrified of gaining weight.

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alltime-fallout:

rlmjob:

unclefather:

I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want? 

your kik

haha and then what? ;)

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spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

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jallbait:

"whats cooking good looking"

"meth"

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dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

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urtube:

Two latino men accidentally touch hands

no hombre

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snorlaxatives:

the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school

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thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade
shartlotte:

suddenly remembering all the work you haven’t done for school

nursingmemes:

It’s called fall because everything is falling… leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, self esteem

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