remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

(Source: lesbianmooncolony, via joeyjoe69)

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

(via whackdonalds)

horrasin:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

arizona joins the aesthetic movement

croptopboy:

tbh when we all read high school aus we probably picture one direction in their 20-something prime but really they were just

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meladoodle:

someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing

(via foreveralone-lyguy)


My parents sent me a picture of their kitchen renovation
urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

(Source: rnultiplayer, via whackdonalds)

rustybirdcage:

bgib:

beastcootie:

Winter is coming.

JuST TAKE WHAT YOU WANT AND LEAVE

#D̥͍͡O̻͖̗͙̲͇̯ ̻͎̠̳Y͈̰Ó͙U̙͉̗͓ ̨͓Ẁ̻͕̪̹͉A̲̬͡N̘N̕A̹͓͘ ̛Ḅ̱̙Ụ̞͇̗̹̺̟I҉͚L̖͎D͕ ̀Ḁ̡̹̙̝͓͍ ̛̱̦͓̣͎̲̲S͔̟̠ͅN̘̦̥̩O̬͕͓̰̩͇W͕M̱̺̰͓À͚͙N͖̣̰̮

rachelbearenson:

so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”

just. imagine a planet called George

mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn GEORGE

(via lesbaen)

ilvolomundialoficial:

@gianginoble11 Home dulce home :) #bellísimo Disfruta de casita, ya viene otro concierto! #teamamos #ilvolo #home #ilvoloversdelmundo #ilvolomundialoficial Hermoso acercamiento!
memewhore:


Oh she’s from my time zone
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